Alumni

Class of 2022
Major: Mathematics

“Remember that time I hit Lando with a ball of ice?”
-Bullit

Class of 2022
Majors: Geology and Anthropology

“Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
-G.K. Chesterton

Class of 2022
Major: Biology

“Nah he’s completely sober. Dude just looks absolutely schmacked in every photo.”
-Teagle

Class of 2022
Major: Architecture

“Hell yeah brother!!”
-Everyone on the team especially Loki and Lando

Class of 2022
Major: Political Science

“Is it too late to sign up for the tournament?”
-Ranch

Class of 2022
Majors: Economics and Film & Media Studies

“Hodor.”
-Hodor

Class of 2021
Major: Chemistry

“What if the colors I see are different than the colors you see?”
-Rufus

Class of 2021
Major: Microbiology

“Is that Doby? No wait that’s just a guy in a tank top.”
-Beekay

Class of 2021
Majors: Anthropology and Business of Sports

“Hello there.”
-Obi-Wan Kenobi

Class of 2021
Major: International and Area Studies

“Geez, Ducky, can you actually give some effort for once in your life?”
-Bugs

Class of 2021
Major: Chemistry

“A little Chlorine, Iodine, and Oxygen never hurt anybody.”
-Greek Muse of the Lyre

Class of 2020
Major: Electrical Engineering

“Noobmaster, hey it’s Thor again. You know, the god of thunder? Listen buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, and come down to that basement you’re hiding in and rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that’s right, yea just go cry to your father you little weasel.”
– Thor, God of Thunder

Class of 2021
Major: Computer Science

“Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Don’t smoke nicotine.”
-Taffy

Class of 2021
Majors: Mechanical Engineering and Design

“A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end.”
-George S. Patton

Class of 2021
Major: Mechanical Engineering

“I just wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friends.”
-9 year-old who stole his grandmother’s car

Class of 2021
Major: Computer Science

“Yo can we get a Wii remix?”
-Crow

Class of 2021
Major: Computer Science

“Bread, Bread, Peanut Butter, Peanut Butter, Jelly, Jelly, Bread, Bread.”
–Yuri the Trainer Who Trains

Class of 2022
Major: Neuroscience

“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.”
-Ron Swanson

UT Austin Class of 2013, WUSTL Class of 2018

Class of 2021
Major: Studio Art

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